October 2010
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Zach Galifianakis Smokes a Joint on Bill Maher
Wow.
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BECAUSE THEY'RE BLOWJOBS. →
Break Request
From another team’s playbook:
A few cases recently where we’ve thought *way* too much before publishing. Even when we’ve had exclusive information or even documentary evidence. There’s always a good argument for waiting. Let’s check to see whether the associated claim is true; oh, the source might be exposed. But we should publish anyway, making clear what we know...
Time to Call It A Life.
Part of me was genuinely terrified when I wrote this yesterday, because I was worried it could fall on its face — completely — and then, I’m just The Worst. I even felt sleazy when writing it. But then this morning someone told me I should basically retire, because I’ll never write a finer sentence in my life than
So this wasted famous chick is like, be a cokehead and...
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Dustin Dominiak: The Guy Who Sleazed Christine... →
And now: Miller Time.
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Is This the Guy Who Sleazed Christine O'Donnell? →
Phillies fans, right?
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EXCLUSIVE: I Got Blueballed by This Famous-Ass... →
Three years ago this week, an intoxicated famous chick showed up at the apartment of a 26-year-old Brooklynite and ended up spending the night in his bed. Here’s his story—and photos—of his escapade with this famous hot poontang, yo.
10 NYC Hotels Better Fitted for Charlie Sheen to... →
4. Hotel Le Jolie: And speaking of the H-Bomb (no, Chuck, not that one, god willing), the parents of Williamsburg’s hipsters are often forced by their children who don’t feel like “going into the city” to “see the fucking Lion King” to stay here, at Le Jolie. Not necessarily the best place for noise if Broseph Cool’s parents are next to you, but it is in...
Watchthetickr:
Yao Ming gives Laker fan a fist pound while riding a exercise bike on the sidelines.
HELL YES.
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Dear Tony Perkins: You Are a Terrible, Ignorant... →
I hope you die alone and miserable. Not because any good will come of it either. Just because you make me angry. You make things worse. You probably deserve worse than that, but it’s the most benevolent recourse I can think of without letting you evoke any more hatred or anger or sadness than you already have.
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Scoring The Hate
I think I’m gonna keep score of which lines in this post generate the most hate mail. It hasn’t been up for ten minutes and already
22. Another person otherwise too sexy for their otherwise mundane job who is ready, willing, and basically asking us to be viscerally exploited.
has taken an early lead.
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55 Things to Get the Village Voice for Our... →
Have you heard? Today is our 55th Birthday! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY! As such, we’ve made a list of things you can buy us for it. After all, you know how much all of this costs you, the reader? Nothing. So you’ve obviously got the extra scratch lying around. Without further ado, here is what you should get and/or do for us….
About to find out how much of a sense of humor the guys in...
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gossipy mothafuckas
MS. [REDACTED]: no [REDACTED] got confused, she thought ppl thought you and her were hooking up
apparently they think you and i are bc i reblog you
which is the new stanard bearer for relationships these days?
F: is that what constitutes suspicion these days? jesus
MS. [R]: the bar is low and minds are dirty
F: the world knows who i'm hooking up with easily, just look for the girl wearing this http://www.thehiphoplook.com/images/HF-F.jpg
also, possibly, a rocafella chain
MS. [R]: do you have that at ready at all times?
F: I SEND 'EM TO JACOB WITH 25 THOU
no i'm just amazing at the google
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Press Clips: Jared, Ivanka, and the New York... →
Jared Kushner uses the New York Observer as a pamphlet of sorts to propel both his and his wife’s business interests and celebrity. That would never happen in real life, right?
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The Voice Is Now Taking Over the British Airwaves:... →
I was informed by our senior editor about 45 minutes ago that I had no choice in this matter. Truly. I had fully intended on keeping this under wraps because I AM crazy-conscious of my “shana punim” (see Jen’s top-tag, and the way I generally try to ensure there is something obscuring parts of my face in photos, specifically, the lower-half of it, which really is...
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Press Clips: Joe Pompeo Leaves Business Insider... →
Or maybe we’ll just tease and it and ensure it never materializes. Or maybe nobody even got this far and none of it matters. Or maybe people did get this far and it still doesn’t matter. Or maybe we’re all cats in a big cat video made by the universe, man.
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WatchCalexico Truck, SoHo, 2PM. They are making burritos to Metallica’s Black Album.
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Congratulations, TV-Watching Americans: Political... →
Later, Mr. Ehlinger reflected on what makes a good Internet ad. “A television ad, you’re buying all the fat, lazy people who are too stupid to change the channel or mute the television set during commercials,” he said. “Your money on the Internet ad is going to make it interesting, exciting, something where people will say, ‘Hey, dude, take a look at this,...
