Remember that time New York Mag posted a timeline of white rap and you remembered that other blog post about white rappers you once read like, a year ago? That was now.
But “props” to Vulture; it’s a pretty great post. Also, it reminded me of the Everlast/Eminem beef, which provided the following classic lines:
Aight, listen. Look.
So this is what we ask of our fans:
If you ever see Everlast, WHOOP. HIS. ASS.
Hit him with sticks, bricks, rocks, throw shit at him!
Kick him, spit on him, treat him like a ho, bitch-slap him!
Do it for me! Do it for Fred! Do it for Limp!
Do it for Rock! Do it for rap! Do it for Kid!
Do it for Ice-T! Do it just to do it, fuck it!
He’s a bitch! He ain’t gon’ hit you back! He’s nothin!
Shit, in five years we’ll all be “Eating at Whitey’s,”
And he’ll be bussin’ tables in that bitch, cleanin the toilets.
