Rupert Murdoch has a sharkfin?
And yellow helicopters to surround him when he’s not swimming onto Liberty Island?
Does he actually have a wand to make Wall Street Journal writers better dressers?
Was the inclusion of an Asian woman by his side — presumably his wife, Wendy Murdoch — intentional?
If they’re putting Carlos Slim in a sombrero, can’t they do better with Murdoch?
How the fuck did this become West Side Story?
WTF. WTF. WTF.

