The Village Voice Institute of Crazy White American Folk (Letters to the Editor) →
Patient #3: Michael G. Smith
From: Michael G Smith [mailto:agatehuntr@yahoo.com]
Sent: Wednesday, September 29, 2010 6:46 PM
To: Thrasher, Steven
Subject: I can see November from my house!Steven….
If you’re this fucked up now, I can’t wait to see how over the top bat-shit looney tunes you’re gonna be after we kick your punk-ass to the curb come November! You and the Jug-eared pant-load deserve what’s coming. I’m giddy with sweet revenge. HA HA. Oh yeah, and nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah. Best buy some new panties. You’re gonna piss all over the ones you’re currently wearing……Girlie man!
Diagnosis: Patient is prone to irrational levels of bipolar anger and ecsctacy. Projection of patient’s own Freudian issues with sexual orientation manifest in promising violent acts of revenge as reciprocity for fantasizing about other men wearing womens underwear.
Recommended treatment: Repeat viewings of To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar.
This week’s cover story is by the guy who sits next to me, an incredible writer named Steven Thrasher. It’s an essay entitled White American Has Lost Its Mind, and it’s beautiful, funny, and spot-on. We obviously got some letters regarding it. Oh yeah, and this, from Steven’s Twitter: “People have been calling our receptionist to ask if I’m black.”
