BETABEAT EXCLUSIVE: The Groupon Investment Flow Chart! →
[*If we’d talked to a lawyer about this post, he’d probably tell us something like, “Should you be giving investment advice? Are you qualified to give investment advice? Are you actually giving investment advice? The answer to all of these questions and more is ‘Fuck. No.’ Now get out of my office before I sue you for being the dumbest goddamn person I’ve spoken with this week.” So we’ll just go with that.]

