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I guess this is where I’m supposed to take the (Kosher-certified/Omaha) beef, right? I was going to wait a week to do this, but in a week this thing would be long gone (and thus, maybe, kinda new again). Two days after and now it’s just tired, totally uninteresting, and something we’ve all moved on from. This is my version of totally burying a news cycle via quicksand effect. Of course, there’s that other way of doing it, by just shutting the fuck up, but in the grand tradition of people who can’t shut the fuck up (namely: everyone reading this), that’s just not gonna to happen.
