‘dems da rules
I won’t write for any outfit that could pay me but doesn’t.
I could never intern because I no longer believe in dues-paying to any sort of media institution.
I will live with my parents until I can support myself writing. I won’t do this “poverty” scene. Ever. It’s too demoralizing and makes for shitty copy.
I will stop feeling bad about eating waffles so often.
BOOM. Fuck all y’all waffle hatin’ motherfuckers. Oh, yeah: the other thing (emphisas: mine).
