10 NYC Hotels Better Fitted for Charlie Sheen to Do Blow in Than The Plaza →
4. Hotel Le Jolie: And speaking of the H-Bomb (no, Chuck, not that one, god willing), the parents of Williamsburg’s hipsters are often forced by their children who don’t feel like “going into the city” to “see the fucking Lion King” to stay here, at Le Jolie. Not necessarily the best place for noise if Broseph Cool’s parents are next to you, but it is in Kleenex-box tossing distance of Willaimsburg’s de-facto Ground Zero, the infamous Union Pool. It’s also right by the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway, where Sheen might find some of the more “savory” characters for his exploits in this city right below the overpass, like a Bargain Bin of Venereal-Diseased Enablers.

