Aaaaaand here’s the cutest thing you’re going to see all week: a French girl, telling you a story that she made up. This is fucking magical. In other news, I’m raising my kids to speak a different language so I can scream at them in something other than English. Also, they’ll sound cuter. It’s like Godard meets LOLCATS or something. UPDATE: I was just informed that this is “old internet.” Looks like I’m behind the times.

