GRPN vs. BDNK (Or: The Battle Between My Fat, Pale Jewish Ass and Groupon) →
I had been decent—not great, but good enough—about going to the gym regularly prior to this. I guess if you weren’t me and knew this, this would kind of be like insider trading on my ass, but thankfully, $BDNK isn’t subject to SEC regulatory law. So there’s that.
Have been waiting a while for today, when I finally got to post this. Good times. Also, uh, dark ones.

