Why Men Fake Orgasms, by a Man Who Has Faked an Orgasm →
RS: So you’re saying you’ve exhausted every option, and it’s just not going to “happen”?
M26YOWHFAO: I mean, sure, you could go out on a limb and say, “I’m not going to bust until you start whistling Old Dixie while I read last week’s Economist during the handjob so furiously fast and intense it begins to chafe your hand more than it does my dick,” but if you have some requirement to get off and yet don’t feel comfortable putting it out there, you’re either on a second date or in a bad relationship. Or you need to get there somehow.
RS: So how do you fake an orgasm, then?
M26YOWHFAO: (Groans, excitedly.)
