On The Matter of Happy Surprise Terrorism.
- N: i am telling folks as i talk to them or see them
- F: yeah, so am i
- it's like getting to throw this very happy water balloon at people i've been carrying around for just when i see them
- N: ha
- just like that...
- F: you don't think so?
- N: not really
- my friends are all like.
- F: : /
- N: yeah duh
- F: well mine are much more surprised and happy for me so HA
- N: a water baloon is more surprising
- mine are super happy
- its like giving them an ice cream sunday when they ask for an ice cream sunday
- F: but all that makes you is an ice cream scooper of good news
- i am like a jihadist of good news

