British Sunday Times Writer Who Thinks New York City Pretty Much Sucks: A Formal Response - New York - Gawker →
Foster, don’t ever stop.
I’m getting fired tomorrow. I’m sure of it. I know exactly how the call is going to go. “Between ‘fuckin’ stuff. Awesome stuff.’ and calling John Mayer a date rapist - his lawyer called, by the way, we’re being sued - uh, we’re going to have to let you go. Also, bad news: you’re functionally retarded.”

