Last Night’s Company Holiday Party, Reviewed
“When you walk in, there were two tables full of the food. Beautiful food! And lots of people and a nice person standing around checking names off of a list, but that was really for semantics, because company owner ______ was sitting at the bar and basically saw everyone come through the door, so if, say, infamous terrible publicist ______ came through the door, he wouldn’t have made it in, because someone would’ve told him to leave or ______ would’ve punched him in the face. But back to the food.”
YAY. I went to the ______ Holiday Party last night with _____ and maybe ______ and there was fucking FOOD, too.
