Well, here we are.

Foster Kamer is an award-winning writer, editor, and media strategist, whose writing about media, culture, restaurants, nightlife, and then some has appeared in The New York Times, The Washington Post, New York Magazine, Interview Magazine, and Gossamer, among others. He’s the editor-in-chief of Futurism, an editorial consultant for FOUND, and Esses, and has previously consulted for the podcast network Kaleidoscope.

His agent is Alyssa Reuben at WME. Truly, you should all be so lucky. He’s also had his work anthologized in The Best American Food Writing series — this one — and picked up a few other awards along the way.

If you’ve got a question for him, please: Fire away. Otherwise, remember —  it’s a simple game: You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball.